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Diari seorang wanita

Seorang wanita muda sedang menikmati perjalanannya dalam kapal persiaran. Dia sangat mengkagumi kemewahan kapal itu. Baru pertama kali dia melihat kapal seperti itu. Untuk mengenang perjalanannya dia menulis apa yang berlaku di dalam buku catatan.

12 April:
Aku bangga kerana naik kapal semewah ini. Akan ku ceritakan pada semua temanku.Sayangnya aku belum mengenali kapten kapal ini. Mungkin dia sangat tampan dan gagah seperti kapal ini. Kalau betul akan semakin menariklah ceritaku dan mereka akan cemburu.

13 April:
Hari yang bertuah ... Aku berkenalan dengan kapten kapal dan ternyata dugaan ku benar .... Dia sangat gagah dan tampan ...aaah beruntungnya aku.

14 April:
Tanpa ku duga kapten mengajak ku makan malam dan ..... alamak dia juga sempat memuji kecantikan ku ..... Aku bangga.

15 April:
Dia mengajak ku makan malam lagi. Kapten ternyata nakal juga ... dia mula berani mengajak ku 'bercinta' dan menunggu jawapan ku esok.

16 April:
Dia menagih janji ..... dengan jual mahal ku tolak dia mentah-mentah. (Dia ingat aku nie apa...) Dia malah mengancam akan menenggelamkan kapal beserta 1200 penumpangnya.

17 April:
Pagi yang cerah ..... aku bangga kerana berjaya menyelamatkan nyawa 1200 penumpang.

sorryyyyyy...wrong numberrrrr..!!!!!!!!

"Hello?"


"Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?"


"No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul." After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an UnclePaul."


"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now."Brief Pause. "Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door andshout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."


"Okay Daddy, just a minute."


A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. "I did itDaddy."


"And what happened honey?"


"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on andran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head onthedresser and now she isn't moving at all!" "Oh my God!!!


What about your Uncle Paul?""He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scaredand hejumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guesshedidn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hitthebottom of the pool and I think he's dead."


***Long Pause***


***Longer Pause***


***Even Longer Pause***


Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool?


Is this 486-5731?"


No, this is 486-5713.....


Sorry, wrong number!!!!!!!!
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