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Indah Manusia kerana Akhlak
Indah Bulan kerana Cahaya
Indah Cinta kerana Sayang
Indah Benda kerana Hiasan
INDAH WATER KERANA JAMBAN

Camel Questions

The little camel went to his mother and asked, "Mother, why do we camels have such big eyes?"
She looked on him lovingly and replied, "You see, my son, when we are walking in the dessert and the wind starts to blowing and there's sand everywhere, we need these big eyes to keep an eye on one another so that we don't get lost."

"Oh!" he said. "And why do we have such huge feet?

"Well," she said, "they allow us to walk easily in the dessert sands and help us avoid sinking into the dunes."

"Wow," he said, "great equipment. What the heck is this stuff on our backs for?"

"You see," his mother informed, "we can walk for days, even weeks without food or water, so we use it to store fat during those times. But why do you ask me all these obvious questions?"

"Well, mother," said the young camel, "I was just wondering, if we've got all of this great stuff, what are we doing in the zoo?"

water

A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later:
"Da-ad..." "What?"
"I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?"
"No. You had your chance. Lights out."
"Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad..."
"WHAT?"
"I'm THIRSTY...Can I have a drink of water??"
"I told you NO! If you ask again I'll have to spank you!!"
"Five minutes later...
"Daaaa-aaaad..."
"WHAT??!!"
"When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?"

AYAM BANGI DAN AYAM PERLIS

Ada satu cerita yang berlaku di pasar ayam di Kamunting. Peniaga ayam ini nama dia Sudin. Dia jual ayam yang di beli dari beberapa tempat. Ada pulak seorang pelanggan nama dia Hamidah. Dia ni pelanggan tetap ayam Sudin. Kak Midah ni dok meniaga nasi dekat kedai berhampiran.

Jadi hari-hari lah dia beli ayam dari Sudin. Disebabkan dah setiap hari dok main dengan ayam, sampai Kak Midah dah kenal jenis-jenis ayam sebelum disembelih. Antara ayam yang selalu dipilih oleh Kak Midah ialah ayam dari Bangi dan ayam dari Perlis. Selalunya ayam dari Bangi lah yang menjadi pilihan Kak Midah. Kalau tidak dia akan beli ayam dari Perlis sahaja. Kalau tak ada lansung dia tak akan beli ayam lain. Kelebihan yang ada pada Kak Midah ialah dia boleh kenal samada ayam tu dari Bangi atau Perlis ialah dengan membelek punggung ayam tu.

Selalunya Sudin akan campur semua ayam yang sampai dalam satu tempat. Jadi jenuhlah Kak Midah dok belek sekor-sekor nak cari ayam Bangi atau ayam Perlis. Mula-mula Sudin tak kisah sangat dengan Kak Midah. Tapi lama-lama Sudin dah mula boring. Sebab Kak Midah ni customer tetap Sudin pendam je bengang dia. Satu hari Kak Midah datang macam biasa dan terus belek punggung ayam nak cari ayam Bangi. Habis semua ayam dibeleknya. Tak ada satu pun ayam Bangi atau ayam Perlis. Jadi Kak Midah pun panggil Sudin dan tanya;

Kak Midah: Din! ayam Bangi tak ada ka.
Sudin: Tu ada dalam tu. (Yang sebenarnya tak ada sebab lori ayam Bangi terbalik kat Tanjung Malim)
Kak Midah: Hang toksah dok bohong. Kak Midah dah tengok dah, semua ayam dari tempat lain.
Sudin: Ayam Perlis ada. (Yang sebenarnya pun tak ada sebab lori rosak dekat Nibong Tebal).
Kak Midah: Hang ni, Kak Midah kata tak dak, tak dak la. Hang ingat Kak Midah tak kenai ka ayam-ayam tu. Bukan sehari dua Kak Midah dok main dengan ayam.
Sudin: Kak Midah ni memang teror lah, punggong ayam pun dia boleh kenal.
Kak Midah: Baru hang tau siapa Kak Midah. Pakar tengok punggong ayam. (lalu blah sambil tersenyum walau pun tak dapat ayam hari itu).

Kemudian sampailah nak dekat Hari Raya. Kak Midah macam biasalah nak belek punggong ayam. Sudin tengok Kak Midah, bengang je rasa macam nak bertempik dekat Kak Midah sebab orang terlalu ramai dan sesak pada masa tu. Kak Midah perasan yang Sudin memang bengang kat dia. Sambil Sudin dok bersihkan ayam Kak Midah, Kak Midah cuba ambil hati Sudin.

Kak Midah: Din! Tak balik raya ke tahun ni.
Sudin: Tak!!! (Bengang)
Kak Midah: Famili ada kat sini ke.
Sudin: Tak dak!!
Kak Midah: Habih tu raya dengan siapa.
Sudin: Raya sorang-sorang.
Kak Midah: Kalau Din tak balik kampung mai lah rumah Kak Midah.
Sudin: Tak pa lah, terima kasih je lah.
Kak Midah: Dah lama kita kenal, kak tak tau pun kampung Din. Kampung Din kat mana?
Sudin: (Diam). (Buat tak dengar).
Kak Midah: Kak tanya ni, kampung Din kat mana.
Sudin: (Masih diam). Tiba-tiba Sudin naik atas meja lalu membuka seluar dan menonggeng ke arah Kak Midah sambil berkata... Kalau Kak Midah teror cuba Kak midah belek lubang punggong saya dan teka saya berasal dari mana?
Kak Midah: (Ambil ayam dia dan terus blah)

five surgeons

Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients on the operating table.

The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."

The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would."

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, and no spine, and the head and butt are interchang