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Apabila babi pula disondol..

sian babi nie kan...kik3 tu la suka menyondol lg...kan dh kena sondol balik...

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The soldier who doesnt want to go to Iraq

A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hideunder your skirt. I'll explain later."

The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, have you seen a soldier?

"He went that way", the nun answered

After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq."

The nun said, "I understand completely."

The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!"

The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Iraq either."

Tersalah Pancut

Seorang Pemuda Sudah Berkawin , dan dia ingin membuat (Tau2 jee laa ngan isterinyaa tuu) Bagi Cerita Pendek

Suami : Yang .. tahan sikit yang .. nak kuar dah nih ... (Sambil Membuat Sex ngan isterinyaa)
Isteri : Ah ~~ ahh ... saya dah pancut ... abg bila nak pancut ??
Suami : Sekejap lagi ...
Isteri : Cepat laa bang ..yang x tahan nih ...
Suami : OK ... *Coming ...

Tiba2 ...

Isteri : apa ni bang !! ... abng bukan pancut nih ... ni kencing namanyaa ...
suami : A'aaa laa ... tadi abng lupa nak kencing tadi .. sry laa ... :p

Cara2 nak cover malu... HikHik.!!

Cara2 nak cover malu....

1. kalo tersepak batu: Jangan terus bangun, sebaliknyer anda baring dan trus berguling-guling hingga jauh dari perhatian ramai...lepas tu baru bgn bila takde org nampak..

2. kalo terjatuh beskal: cepat2 naik beskal anda semula dan jatuhla lagi sehingga berkali-kali supaya org ingat anda saje2 buat lawak...

3. kalo terjatuh tangga: trus bersilat seolah-olah anda dirasuk atau sedang berlawan dgn makhluk halus...

4. kalo terjatuh dlm longkang: pungutlah sampah yg ada sambil marah2 dgn suara yg kuat, pasti org menyangka anda seorg yg amat prihatin terhadap kebersihan....

5. kalo jatuh ketika nk naik bas: jeritlah kuat2.."oi! apa tolak2 ni?" walaupun tiada org di blakang anda....